goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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1raddad:

George W. Bush and his father chase Barbara Bush oh segways.

1raddad:

George W. Bush and his father chase Barbara Bush oh segways.

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How I feel when I show up to most social events

whatshouldwecallme:

image

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farfromthepacific:

buzzfeed:

The books that will move you, inspire you, make you cry, make you think, make you laugh. Are there any books that you would add?

Perfect

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You have been criticizing yourself for years, and it hasn’t worked. Try approving of yourself and see what happens.

Louise Hay (via feigenbaumsworld)

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fuckyoubarrels:

icy-brunette:

lailuna:

I HAVE WAITED MY LIFE TO FIND THIS OMG I CAN’T I JUST CAN’T

so much swag in 3 people

best series ever made

fuckyoubarrels:

icy-brunette:

lailuna:

I HAVE WAITED MY LIFE TO FIND THIS OMG I CAN’T I JUST CAN’T

so much swag in 3 people

best series ever made

(Source: pugking)

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thedailymeme:

As a single, 20-something female at a family reunion…

thedailymeme:

As a single, 20-something female at a family reunion…

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thegoodgrammarian:

esmitts:

Meryl Streep further proving her perfection

I thought this was Nick Offerman as Ron Swanson.
I see now that this is Meryl Streep as Nick Offerman as Ron Swanson. 
She is truly a master of disguise. 

thegoodgrammarian:

esmitts:

Meryl Streep further proving her perfection

I thought this was Nick Offerman as Ron Swanson.

I see now that this is Meryl Streep as Nick Offerman as Ron Swanson. 

She is truly a master of disguise. 

(Source: aka-california-mountain-snake)

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brightnail:

vanehwasreal:

the whitest moments in recorded history

after watching these i feel dead inside

These make me really, weirdly uncomfortable

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fuckyeah1990s:

The 90s were a time to make friends…

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jensensations:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)

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